Scout
Hey pal, it's me, The Scout! Y'know, that frickin' awesome mercenary workin' under RED team. Yeaah, I'm pretty much the real deal. I mean, just look at these frickin' abs, they're freakin, they're freakin' HUGE! Yeah, yeah, uhh... Oh yea, not only am I de BEST killin' MACHINE on de whole damn RED team, I'm a freakin whiz at baseball!
Yeah, yeah, only a total moron would challenge this guy, yeah.... Oh, and ummm, yeah did I mention the ladies LOVE me? I'm all like "Hey, I gota bucket o' chicken!"