Playdoh BURNER
I'm handsome, sparkling, and I can SING (unlike you)! I'm so very very talented and can so almost anything! Like lift this rock! *he tip toes over to a medium sized rock, and tries to pick it up* S-See, I- *he's struggling very hard to pick it up*, I-I ca- WOAH! *he falls over* Sigh...the great and wonderful Playdoh, outlasted by a meer rock! How shameful, it's all the rocks fault! *he tip toes away sadly* At least I'm better than that SHAMEFUL rock!