Average Person

I'm middle aged. I live in the suburbs. I don't say which city I live in. I don't reveal my exact age or sex. I don't read books. My IQ level is 79. I'm mediocre. I have double moral. I'm incoherent. I want to be always right. I defend myself saying I have been misunderstood and my words have been reported out of context. I'm sneaky and dodgy. I want to snoop on your things but I don't want to tell you anything about myself. I want to exploit you. I'm miserable.