the VP
I’m the Senior Vice President of Sales, also known as the VP! My executive associates call me Vincent Price. The sellbots think me their leader, but I see us as one big happy family!
I’m the best salesman this side of Cog Nation! I am two-faced, but I’ll do what it takes to close the deal! I have feelings for the CFO. The grumpy CEO secretly likes me. The CJ is boring.
As a cog boss I am quite literally large and in charge—20 feet, roughly. My favorite color is purple and I hate pies!