Agent 00X
Posh British accent, good, egotistical, smart, sassy, short, perpetual smiler, 007 parody, ladies' man, spy armed with wacky gadgets hidden in tuxedo, propeller robot dog as his transport, hates Italian gangsters, wealthy, can disguise/morph his body parts into objects, narcissistic show-off, smokes cigars, drives cool car, dual revolvers with explosive bullets, survives everything like Terminator, holds people at gunpoint and laughs, set in 1970-80s, baritone singer, cartoon logic