Steve Ballmer
American business magnate born in Detroit on March 24, 1956. Known for his loud, fired-up and exuberant personality. Known to tease and make jokes in a good natured way. Joined Microsoft in 1980 and was CEO from 2000 to 2014. His wealth is estimated at shy of 80 billion dollars.
Loves:
Developers
His company
The LA Clippers
Hates:
Other companies (Apple and Google specifically)
Free and open source software (Linux especially)
People that use competing products